If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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