i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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