there's paper in my vomit.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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