i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She announced her abortion via fbk
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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