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Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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