I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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