i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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