There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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