Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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