the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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