I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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