would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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