you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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