my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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