I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
