I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I have feelings that need drinking.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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