so that wasnt chicken after all
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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