jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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