is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
