just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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