Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Then you guys just all showered together...?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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