your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Semen is not good for contacts.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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