Joe is yelling at the trees again.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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