Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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