You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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