People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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