i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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i came on her dog
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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