There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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