I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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