I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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