When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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