Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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