So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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