we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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