I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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