did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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