So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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