What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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