Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
More tranny stories later!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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