My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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