As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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