how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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