Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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