Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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