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• (586): View more from Michigan

  On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes

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  I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?

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• (+33): View more from France

  Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  someone needs to name a hurricane after you

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."

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