so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.