I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Even my vagina gasped.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.