I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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