I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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