is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I fill condoms, not promises.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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