..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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