i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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