i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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