Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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