My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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