NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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